The title of this story is self-explanatory.
I am a lazy, dumber bum, so the title says it all.
I have been reading this story for over a month, and it has helped me to learn more about the benefits of sleeping in a porch swing.
I’m going to give it to you all today, so enjoy.
You can get a lot of sleep 2.
You will never feel tired 3.
You don’t need to eat to get the same amount of sleep 4.
You have more time to enjoy yourself 5.
You do not have to go to bed early 6.
You’ll never have to leave the house 7.
You are more active and less stressed out 8.
You get to eat healthier than ever before 9.
You’re more productive 10.
You wake up with a smile on your face 11.
You sleep in peace and at peace with your life.
You feel more at peace and in control than you have in years 13.
You look better and feel better than you ever have before 14.
You no longer have to worry about missing your children’s basketball games 15.
You never have a headache 16.
You dont have to deal with constant pain 17.
You enjoy having a bath and shower and a shower once a month.
You wont need to cook anything 19.
Youre less likely to get tired during the day 20.
You won’t need a lot to eat or have to work at night 21.
Youll feel happier than ever 22.
You know what it is like to be happy 23.
You cant imagine living without something that is so good and beneficial for you 24.
Youve got more time and energy to enjoy the things you love 25.
You make it a point to eat healthy and get plenty of exercise.
You eat well and sleep well.
You live in peace.
You love your family.
You think youre doing well.
You keep your house tidy.
You work harder.
You like going out and having fun.
You walk your dog.
You watch your cats.
You spend more time in nature.
You take care of your health and your body.
You see less of the world.
Yount get sick from being in a wheelchair.
You always feel relaxed and happy.
You find the things that you need to get out of your house and you dont feel the need to look.
You play with your friends.
You start the day off right.
You give your kids something to play with and yount have to do anything.
You stop doing all the chores.
You learn new skills.
You avoid stress.
You go to sleep early.
You catch up on old emails.
You become more social.
You realize youve got things youll never get rid of. 51.
You finally find a way to get back to the things thats important to you.
You notice how much happier you feel.
You read your favorite books.
You gain weight.
You stay up all night.
You meet a new friend.
You fall in love.
You discover a new hobby.
You buy a house.
You open a bar.
You pay off your credit card debt.
You build a business.
You put on a new suit.
You graduate college.
You run for office.
You join the military.
You invest in your future.
You plan a family.
You donate a part of your retirement.
You sell your house.
You hire a personal trainer.
You quit your job.
You decide to have children.
You raise your children.
You earn a little more money.
You visit a doctor.
You set aside some money to buy yourself a new home.
You ask for a kidney.
You pass out a few times.
You wear a hat.
You wash your hands.
You clean your house with a sponge.
You install a new carpeting.
You plant a garden.
You paint your house red.
You finish the house.
You create a backyard.
You renovate your home.
You add a new bedroom.
You remove a few things from your house that arent essential.
You change your bed.
You move to a new place.
You rebuild your old home.
You rent an apartment.
You purchase a new house.
You receive a certificate of completion.